Go here to experience drunken rants by Venom's Cronos, David Lee Roth, Courtney Love Hole, and of course Paul Stanley.
My favorite so far? Fugazi's Guy Picciotto belittling some fans:
"I saw you two guys earlier at the Good Humor truck, and you were eating your ice cream like little boys, and I thought, 'Those guys aren't so tough! They're eating ice cream.' I saw you eating an ice-cream cone, pal… You're bad now, but I saw you… That's the shit you can't hide. You eat ice cream; everybody knows it. Ice-cream-eating motherfucker, that's what you are."