Wednesday, August 29, 2007

The Lunatic Ravings of Onstage Madmen

To kick off the last big party weekend of the summer, here - thanks to Easy Allen - is a link to some of the funniest onstage banter ever to pour out of the arenas and into your earholes.

Go here to experience drunken rants by Venom's Cronos, David Lee Roth, Courtney Love Hole, and of course Paul Stanley.

My favorite so far? Fugazi's Guy Picciotto belittling some fans:

"I saw you two guys earlier at the Good Humor truck, and you were eating your ice cream like little boys, and I thought, 'Those guys aren't so tough! They're eating ice cream.' I saw you eating an ice-cream cone, pal… You're bad now, but I saw you… That's the shit you can't hide. You eat ice cream; everybody knows it. Ice-cream-eating motherfucker, that's what you are."


1 comment:

VoxMoose said...

Some of those clips were quite amusing, but not nearly as crazy as I was hoping. Much of it seemed like (my perception of) a typical day in the magic world of Rock and Roll. Put through the Spinal Tap perception filters anything and everything can sound absurd and hilarious (in an endearing sort of way).

I know the Cronos clip is apparently viral at this point, but I wasn't sure the guy could even talk. The fact that he was speaking in sentences I could understand (not involving Satan), already far exceeded my expectations.